Wednesday, November 16, 2005

oh the osteopath how lovely you are

Hey y'all

Went to the Osteopath today - thinking, I'll admit it, that it was a profession run by charlatans for the purposes of witchcraft and bone-cracking horror. Well, I was right. It was, however, wonderful. As the dulcet tones of my bones cracking and bending rang out I lay totally immobile in one of the closest-to-religious experiences of my life.

For those of you intimately aquainted with the horrible grinding/cracking sound I used to make with my shoulders, you will be pleased to know that it's gone (nearly!). Before....I was a deformity with voluably disgusting shoulders... Now, I look like this... Oh the satisfaction!!!
J xoxo


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