cats blood
OK so I've had big problems with my pussy haha.
He broke off a claw a couple of weeks ago ( I am sure no one cares but it has been a big deal for me.)
On tues I took my big pussy to the vet and they bandaged him up. We take his bandage off only to find him chewing it and its bad. By sat, he had chewed the new bandage off. I went to a meeting with my supervisor Claire, who is a cool lady - we sat on her porch drinking red wine - but I came to her house covered in cats blood which, considering I had done a thesis on a witch who had blood for breakfast, was a little too literal- anyway, long story short, after many weeks of pain and suffering (for catty and also for me because he likes to take people he loves and cut them up) he has had his toe removed.
I am over egging the custard, I know, but when my darling catty cat is in serious pain and has no crying or whinging ( like I would exhibit should I be hurt) I am sad sad sad.
Feel love for my catty he is sad and unhappy.
The 20 best (worst) things about me are forthcoming... seek and thou shalt find.
J xoxox
He broke off a claw a couple of weeks ago ( I am sure no one cares but it has been a big deal for me.)
On tues I took my big pussy to the vet and they bandaged him up. We take his bandage off only to find him chewing it and its bad. By sat, he had chewed the new bandage off. I went to a meeting with my supervisor Claire, who is a cool lady - we sat on her porch drinking red wine - but I came to her house covered in cats blood which, considering I had done a thesis on a witch who had blood for breakfast, was a little too literal- anyway, long story short, after many weeks of pain and suffering (for catty and also for me because he likes to take people he loves and cut them up) he has had his toe removed.
I am over egging the custard, I know, but when my darling catty cat is in serious pain and has no crying or whinging ( like I would exhibit should I be hurt) I am sad sad sad.
Feel love for my catty he is sad and unhappy.
The 20 best (worst) things about me are forthcoming... seek and thou shalt find.
J xoxox
posted by kenandjerry at 5:09 PM
1 Comments:
You have had what many women want: a pussy reduction, ha!
No seriously, I have had an ingrown toenail operation so I feel I am in the closest position to you pussy (said the bishop to the actress) and it was very painfull but not for that long. He is probably feeling better now it has been removed.
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