danger danger will robinson

HAHAHAH. Only here do danger-murder birds get right of way on a suburban sidewalk. This sign is right outside our house, and I've never seen the bird, but apparently it's vicious and deadly! I like the understatement "don't run - leave promptly". "Try a different route next time". Ha, that means get the hell outta there and never, ever come back or you'll get mangled a la Daphne du Maurier !!

J xoxo