oooh valentines day vomit
K you sucker! Valentine's Day for me was ruined by the ENORMOUSLY fat lady on Campbell Live who said..
- I have lots of lovers [spew!]
- "mating" and "making love" [double spew!]
- it's all about the eyebrows...
I literally thought she was that fat Mexican guy from Saturday Night Live in drag. Her eyebrows looked like pimp mo' caterpillars. She was hideous. And that was all Valentine's Day is K really...a fat pimp mo' uggo saying mating while raising her eyebrows provacatively at John Campbell. Let's give thanks that it only happens once a year.
I commemorated the day by making a fort out of a tent in the living room and watching the Mighty Boosh, which is obviously much better.
The blog is dying this is the most pointless post ever.
J xoxox
- I have lots of lovers [spew!]
- "mating" and "making love" [double spew!]
- it's all about the eyebrows...
I literally thought she was that fat Mexican guy from Saturday Night Live in drag. Her eyebrows looked like pimp mo' caterpillars. She was hideous. And that was all Valentine's Day is K really...a fat pimp mo' uggo saying mating while raising her eyebrows provacatively at John Campbell. Let's give thanks that it only happens once a year.
I commemorated the day by making a fort out of a tent in the living room and watching the Mighty Boosh, which is obviously much better.
The blog is dying this is the most pointless post ever.
J xoxox
posted by kenandjerry at 3:25 PM
2 Comments:
i know valentines day sucks but i felt an urge to post and that was all i had!
need to go back to uni so we can procrastinate and resurrect the blog. only a few days left
the blog is not dead, this is a great post x.
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